{"product_id":"the-keys-to-the-joint","title":"The Keys to the Joint","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMetal baby keys which are as fun as real keys but safe!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, you thought that your baby reaching for your car keys was a part of life. Like the raisins in trail mix or how fast the weekend is over. Wrong! That's because w\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eith 'The Keys to the Joint' you'll get an adorable, high-quality toy with that beloved jingly sensation. They're\u003c\/span\u003e laboratory-tested, non-toxic and stainless-steel, which makes them very baby-safe. Also, we've attached mini beads to prevent any pinching. Throw these into the dishwasher for that extra shimmer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehe days of your infant licking germs off your key ring like an ice cream cone and, not to mention, the endless search for your car keys when it's time to go, are over! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThose plastic ones aren't convincing enough, these \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003emetal baby keys\u003c\/strong\u003e are a must!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a discussion on the risks of giving real keys to babies, see our blog post \"\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/are-keys-safe-for-babies\" title=\"Are Keys Safe For Babies?\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAre Keys Safe For Babies?\u003c\/a\u003e\". \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDimensions: At their widest, these keys are 3x2 inches and weigh 3.5 ounces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSee our return policy \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/dontplaywiththat.com\/blogs\/news\/our-return-policy\" title=\"Return Policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Don't Play With That!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45291722407983,"sku":"Keys","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/9479\/9919\/files\/MetalBabyKeys2048Pixels.png?v=1777789045","url":"https:\/\/e0ztpm-n3.myshopify.com\/products\/the-keys-to-the-joint","provider":"Best of the Best","version":"1.0","type":"link"}